Bonbellced Lennuttbab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, strong dolphin.

Bonbellced Lennuttbab created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonbellced Lennuttbab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bonbellced Lennuttbab, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bonbellced Lennuttbab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bonbellced Lennuttbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near foxes while wearing magenta tights and balancing six carbon spheres on your neck.

2. Worship no other gods but Bonbellced Lennuttbab.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.