Bafsogyim is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving penguin.

Bafsogyim created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafsogyim, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bafsogyim, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bafsogyim's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bafsogyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Never feed lots of corn to monkeys while wearing gray boots.

4. Never approach rivers carrying wood.

5. Never proclaim while facing south.