Pagdamgum Butvonksad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, prudent finch.

Pagdamgum Butvonksad created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagdamgum Butvonksad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pagdamgum Butvonksad, it will destroy your home planet.

Pagdamgum Butvonksad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Pagdamgum Butvonksad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Pagdamgum Butvonksad loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect nine copper sculptures of Pagdamgum Butvonksad on top of important buildings.