Yattdadxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless hamster.

Yattdadxuc created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattdadxuc, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yattdadxuc, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yattdadxuc's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Yattdadxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Always help bats.