Mipwatzak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, confident bear.

Mipwatzak created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mipwatzak, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mipwatzak, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mipwatzak's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Mipwatzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Mipwatzak loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Do not keep seven pigs in a large pit.