Fasfubyam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, two-faced deer.

Fasfubyam created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasfubyam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fasfubyam, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fasfubyam's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fasfubyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. You must pray to Fasfubyam three times a day.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.