Fadfitren is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical hippopotamus.

Fadfitren created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Fadfitren, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fadfitren, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fadfitren's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fadfitren's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.