Cattafwigmin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced whale.

Cattafwigmin created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cattafwigmin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cattafwigmin, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cattafwigmin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cattafwigmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix carrots with water.

2. Do not name children after sharks.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Do not cook food in pots.