Botlikkominglambid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless centipede.

Botlikkominglambid created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Botlikkominglambid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Botlikkominglambid, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Botlikkominglambid's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Botlikkominglambid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Always obey Botlikkominglambid's priests.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not shave your chest.