Xinvagflan is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient horse.

Xinvagflan created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinvagflan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Xinvagflan, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Xinvagflan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Xinvagflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never adorn your head with blue markings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.