Febduthapdinrenlapgigfod Stercudrap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast squid.

Febduthapdinrenlapgigfod Stercudrap created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febduthapdinrenlapgigfod Stercudrap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Febduthapdinrenlapgigfod Stercudrap, she will be very unhappy.

Febduthapdinrenlapgigfod Stercudrap's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Febduthapdinrenlapgigfod Stercudrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about spacetime near geese while wearing brown scarves and balancing nine silver spheres on your legs.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.