Dadstipget is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless gorilla.

Dadstipget created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadstipget, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dadstipget, it will ignore you.

Dadstipget's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dadstipget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dadstipget's name in vain.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Do not drink alcohol.