Badhitkopmut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful hyena.

Badhitkopmut created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Badhitkopmut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Badhitkopmut, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Badhitkopmut's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Badhitkopmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume garlic at dawn.

2. Never mention sheep.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

5. Do not shave your neck.