Sisdublist is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident bee.

Sisdublist created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisdublist, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sisdublist, she will turn you into a slug.

Sisdublist's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sisdublist's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Retreat if six great tits approach from the south.

3. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Sisdublist on top of all buildings.