Bastwonxin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful unicorn.

Bastwonxin created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastwonxin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bastwonxin, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bastwonxin's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bastwonxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Never think ill of sick sheep.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.