Zim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, contented turtle.

Zim created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zim, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zim, she will turn you into a rock.

Zim's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Zim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Never talk about otters.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help turtles in need.