Hapcisswadjabsandyogkip is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate wasp.

Hapcisswadjabsandyogkip created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hapcisswadjabsandyogkip, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hapcisswadjabsandyogkip, he will destroy your home solar system.

Hapcisswadjabsandyogkip's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hapcisswadjabsandyogkip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hapcisswadjabsandyogkip first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.