Tigbamomin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, strong grasshopper.

Tigbamomin created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigbamomin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tigbamomin, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tigbamomin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Tigbamomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Do not listen to music.