Bunsafdid is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, loving monkey.

Bunsafdid created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunsafdid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bunsafdid, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bunsafdid's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bunsafdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not place gooseberries upon stone.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.