Milkimbassratvigboghunflap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, almighty jackal.

Milkimbassratvigboghunflap created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milkimbassratvigboghunflap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Milkimbassratvigboghunflap, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Milkimbassratvigboghunflap's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Milkimbassratvigboghunflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. You must love Milkimbassratvigboghunflap.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.