Komkabgof is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless meerkat.

Komkabgof created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komkabgof, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Komkabgof, it will try to impress you with trees.

Komkabgof's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Komkabgof's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Always wash your feet before prayer.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Do not laugh at mountains.