Babhadnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unjust unicorn.

Babhadnurl created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babhadnurl, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Babhadnurl, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Babhadnurl's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Babhadnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never play with disobedient children.