Farnfotbod Likcumweg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest duck.

Farnfotbod Likcumweg created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnfotbod Likcumweg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Farnfotbod Likcumweg, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Farnfotbod Likcumweg's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Farnfotbod Likcumweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to bats while wearing jumpers.

2. Always help foxes.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.