Hugmobpang is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, idiotic bird.

Hugmobpang created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugmobpang, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hugmobpang, it will send minions to preach to you.

Hugmobpang's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Hugmobpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Hugmobpang in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must love Hugmobpang.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hugmobpang.

5. Do not name children after mice.