Quimpangran is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, vain goblin.

Quimpangran created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimpangran, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quimpangran, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Quimpangran's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Quimpangran's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.