Bissjancisshom is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless hedgehog.

Bissjancisshom created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bissjancisshom, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bissjancisshom, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bissjancisshom's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bissjancisshom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bissjancisshom on top of all buildings.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look after injured foxes.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.