Likomtcid Dapgofab Tarpbegcepbast is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, compassionate pig.

Likomtcid Dapgofab Tarpbegcepbast created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Likomtcid Dapgofab Tarpbegcepbast, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Likomtcid Dapgofab Tarpbegcepbast, she will not invite you to parties.

Likomtcid Dapgofab Tarpbegcepbast's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Likomtcid Dapgofab Tarpbegcepbast's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Never wear magenta stockings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help gulls.