Cedlargrag Nigsugcid is a god.

He takes the form of a small, contented hedgehog.

Cedlargrag Nigsugcid created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedlargrag Nigsugcid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cedlargrag Nigsugcid, he will jump up and down on your head.

Cedlargrag Nigsugcid's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Cedlargrag Nigsugcid's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Fast once a month.