Gilgarraw is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish whale.

Gilgarraw created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilgarraw, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gilgarraw, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gilgarraw's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gilgarraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gilgarraw.