Motditnar is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, humorless alligator.

Motditnar created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Motditnar, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Motditnar, it will send you a sign.

Motditnar's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Motditnar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven whales approach from the east.

2. Put Motditnar first in all things.

3. Run away from green mites, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Motditnar loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.