Moblampod is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent mole.

Moblampod created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Moblampod, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Moblampod, he will make you grow a tail.

Moblampod's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Moblampod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Never paint your feet cyan.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Do not drink alcohol.