Cibtargflisfadcetbim is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous fly.

Cibtargflisfadcetbim created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cibtargflisfadcetbim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibtargflisfadcetbim, it will turn you into a frog.

Cibtargflisfadcetbim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cibtargflisfadcetbim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Cibtargflisfadcetbim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cibtargflisfadcetbim.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Always help cats.