Mitsinwip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, slow spider.

Mitsinwip created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitsinwip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mitsinwip, it will laugh at you.

Mitsinwip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Mitsinwip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Mitsinwip first in all things.

2. Run away if eight swans approach from the north.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not take Mitsinwip's name in vain.