Foss is a god.

It takes the form of a large, capable weasel.

Foss created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Foss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Foss, it will destroy your favourite star.

Foss' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Foss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear white ear rings.

3. Never think about gravity near aardvarks while wearing turquoise shoes and balancing eight copper spheres on your legs.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Never write about nebulae.