Karsasyim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring wombat.

Karsasyim created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karsasyim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Karsasyim, it will turn you into a tree.

Karsasyim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Karsasyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Karsasyim on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Never hurt whales.