Pinpogbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless wyrm.

Pinpogbeg created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinpogbeg, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pinpogbeg, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Pinpogbeg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Pinpogbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple snails for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Pinpogbeg's priests.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.