Geb Nararpmid is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy goat.

Geb Nararpmid created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Geb Nararpmid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Geb Nararpmid, it will turn you into a goat.

Geb Nararpmid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Geb Nararpmid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Geb Nararpmid three times a day.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Geb Nararpmid on top of all buildings.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Geb Nararpmid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Geb Nararpmid.