Nullkenbog is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, caring chicken.

Nullkenbog created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Nullkenbog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nullkenbog, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nullkenbog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nullkenbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.