Faggadren is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, compassionate warg.

Faggadren created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faggadren, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Faggadren, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Faggadren's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Faggadren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

2. Never fashion tools from clay.

3. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

4. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Faggadren on top of important buildings.

5. Always obey Faggadren's priests.