Zenjindittunxinvin Nultabhas is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring faun.

Zenjindittunxinvin Nultabhas created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenjindittunxinvin Nultabhas, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zenjindittunxinvin Nultabhas, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Zenjindittunxinvin Nultabhas' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Zenjindittunxinvin Nultabhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.