Vadfencep is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, blissful donkey.

Vadfencep created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadfencep, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vadfencep, he will laugh at you.

Vadfencep's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Vadfencep's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.