Dogkomrot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic mouse.

Dogkomrot created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogkomrot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dogkomrot, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dogkomrot's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dogkomrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Always remove shirts before touching carbon.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dogkomrot.

5. Pray towards the west.