Venlopwig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm bee.

Venlopwig created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venlopwig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Venlopwig, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Venlopwig's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Venlopwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near pigs while wearing gray jumpers.

2. Do not keep six ducks in a large pit.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Never paint your neck turquoise.

5. Always stare at clouds.