Cathinab Vabbuggomtonk Futbepveenhinkingenmilnurl is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome otter.

Cathinab Vabbuggomtonk Futbepveenhinkingenmilnurl created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Cathinab Vabbuggomtonk Futbepveenhinkingenmilnurl, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cathinab Vabbuggomtonk Futbepveenhinkingenmilnurl, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Cathinab Vabbuggomtonk Futbepveenhinkingenmilnurl's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cathinab Vabbuggomtonk Futbepveenhinkingenmilnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Erect nine lead sculptures of Cathinab Vabbuggomtonk Futbepveenhinkingenmilnurl on top of important buildings.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.
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