Poggenvig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, clever mongoose.

Poggenvig created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Poggenvig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Poggenvig, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Poggenvig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Poggenvig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Poggenvig loves goats, so they must be respected.