Ripduddon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent donkey.

Ripduddon created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripduddon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ripduddon, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ripduddon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Ripduddon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near pigs while wearing cyan coats and balancing five lead spheres on your head.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ripduddon.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.