Mumhudarnmaprapcibsinjab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy porpoise.

Mumhudarnmaprapcibsinjab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumhudarnmaprapcibsinjab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mumhudarnmaprapcibsinjab, he will turn you into a rat.

Mumhudarnmaprapcibsinjab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Mumhudarnmaprapcibsinjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.