Wanwodhensug Tiklitgubhangepjab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, staggering finch.

Wanwodhensug Tiklitgubhangepjab created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanwodhensug Tiklitgubhangepjab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wanwodhensug Tiklitgubhangepjab, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wanwodhensug Tiklitgubhangepjab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Wanwodhensug Tiklitgubhangepjab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wanwodhensug Tiklitgubhangepjab.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wanwodhensug Tiklitgubhangepjab.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not covet oxen.