Gancumhub Komteennig is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless
spider.
Gancumhub Komteennig created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gancumhub Komteennig, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Gancumhub Komteennig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Gancumhub Komteennig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Gancumhub Komteennig's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never feed spinach to shrews while wearing shirts.
3. Always look after injured foxes.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never talk about nebulae.