Gancumhub Komteennig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless spider.

Gancumhub Komteennig created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gancumhub Komteennig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gancumhub Komteennig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gancumhub Komteennig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gancumhub Komteennig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never feed spinach to shrews while wearing shirts.

3. Always look after injured foxes.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about nebulae.