Bifgangutdog Gilmisbiss
is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, sage
capybara
.
Bifgangutdog Gilmisbiss
created dark matter five million years ago.
If you believe in
Bifgangutdog Gilmisbiss
, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bifgangutdog Gilmisbiss
, he will be very sad.
Bifgangutdog Gilmisbiss'
most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Bifgangutdog Gilmisbiss' Holy Commandments
1. Do not eat bananas.
2. Never write about thermodynamics.
3. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the north.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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