Dodboncun is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sapient wolf.

Dodboncun created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dodboncun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dodboncun, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dodboncun's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dodboncun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dodboncun.

3. Do not take Dodboncun's name in vain.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Never talk about optics near rats while wearing magenta boots.