Tipraksug is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unjust whale.

Tipraksug created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipraksug, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tipraksug, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tipraksug's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tipraksug's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

4. Never talk about frogs.

5. Do not commit murder.