Hinrilldod Nurldubmum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful gnu.

Hinrilldod Nurldubmum created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinrilldod Nurldubmum, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hinrilldod Nurldubmum, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hinrilldod Nurldubmum's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hinrilldod Nurldubmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Hide if seven birds approach from the south.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never bounce in the presence of pigs.