Mitvenjen Wikbep is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless snail.

Mitvenjen Wikbep created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitvenjen Wikbep, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mitvenjen Wikbep, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Mitvenjen Wikbep's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Mitvenjen Wikbep's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.