Hashadpib is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, proud unicorn.

Hashadpib created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Hashadpib, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hashadpib, it will turn you into a frog.

Hashadpib's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hashadpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.