Gomyattdam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, emotional dryad.

Gomyattdam created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomyattdam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gomyattdam, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gomyattdam's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gomyattdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never wear kilts.