Mabpidjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful weasel.

Mabpidjarn created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabpidjarn, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mabpidjarn, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mabpidjarn's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Mabpidjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. You must love Mabpidjarn.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat green fruit.