Gaddotzog is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, omniscient sheep.

Gaddotzog created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gaddotzog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gaddotzog, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gaddotzog's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gaddotzog's Holy Commandments

1. Gaddotzog loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not take Gaddotzog's name in vain.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.