Kippitzog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless wolf.

Kippitzog created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kippitzog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kippitzog, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kippitzog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Kippitzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not take Kippitzog's name in vain.

5. Never eat green fruit.